Thursday, May 13, 2010

ONE HYPER ASS MOTHERFUCKER

That's me! :)

Later ya'll! Hope all is going well!


David

50 comments:

  1. Dude... you do not need coffee.

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  2. Wow man, you with that balloon machine was hilarious. I feel your pain though, as I too am incredibly stressed with film school and feel like I'm losing my mind.

    Are we going to see you at 2011 E3 for the game? I'm just waiting on pins and needles for it and cannot wait to see what you have in store for us. Can't wait to see!

    I felt the same way about Iron Man 2. Actually kind of hated it. Really big let down considering the first one was fun and fresh. Don't know if I'll be back for round 3.

    Did you ever play the original Bioshock? Just picked it up, and it's an incredible game. Was curious as to your thoughts on it.

    -Graham

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  3. Gotta give you respect for the followthrough.

    Now, when will someone make the animated gif?

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  4. jaffe just sounds right TBH :-P

    LOL at the end, im the same way man. idk why, but i jump when balloons pop even when im ready for them to pop aswell xD

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  5. Dave your hilarious with the introspective musings :)

    We demand more wild stunts like the balloon popping!

    A few points:

    1. Replace caffeine with B12, try 5 hour energy or a B complex supplement. Also fiber, wheat whole grains etc...= energy

    2. Why the hell do blurays have previews that you cant skip through? What if games had that? People would revolt. Games already take too long with the company and publisher loading screens you cant skip.

    But man oh man, it's been 20 minutes after I inserted my Ninja Assasin blu-ray and the previews are still rolling!!! AHHH!!!

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  6. Laughed my ass off when it popped. :) , thanks for that. cheers.

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  7. Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing. I know what you mean about fearing the moment the balloon pops, I'm that way myself.

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  8. I think that was your best video yet, reminds me of myself when I get so stressed out and then I catch myself doing something silly. Have a good laugh at myself and then get back on task nice and refreshed.

    A break like that almost seems to just reshuffle the deck and clear the mind. Sometimes helps you past mental roadblocks as well.

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  9. Just a few things:
    You are a fucking riot sir! Love the ballon!

    You don't "do" pot, u just smoke it :)

    Take an hour break and go get a haircut brotha!

    Cant wait for the new game :)

    PEACE!

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  10. I think what ever some one is called is not chosen by them but by other. LIke I go by my last name or my first name. Cool trick with the ballon. You should not take issue with what people call you if they dont know you but once they do get to know you they could call you david.

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  11. That balloon pop was so funny! I haven't laughed that hard at a video in a while. Thanks!

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  12. Hahaha...and THAT is the Jaffe I love. You've got to be one of the coolest and down to earth game developers out there.

    Make more video blogs while you're hyper because it is thoroughly entertaining.

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  13. Thanks for that man. Your antics always make me laugh.

    You should continue that story about your name. It sounded interesting.

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  14. I laughed so hard when the baloon popped! Great hyper video Jaffe :)

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  15. Haha your face at 6:28 was awesome.

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  16. That was an awesome video. Count me in the 2 million sold at full price.
    Can't wait for the new game.

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  17. Anonymous3:47 PM

    I was scared toward the end lol my eyes were nearly closed waiting for it.

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  18. That was fuckin classic man.We got a little bit of every thing from therapy to Clowns doing it with a ballon.

    "What do i want to talk to you about? Thanks for coming"

    "Could you imagine if clowns fucked with these?" It's like, Hang on baby"

    Funny shit! Later Jafster

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  19. Ha hah! Fuckin awesome...balloon popping...

    Maybe it's just easier to call you 'Jaffe' because there are always other 'Daves' around.

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  21. how about trying to pop a balloon with a needle so you actually know its going to happen and see if you get scared. with that pump there is still suspense to it and not sure when its going to pop. I would like to see if you get scared popping a balloon with a needle.

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  22. Oh man that was great. I was hoping you'd say if you got to try 3D Dot Game Heroes though since you mentioned it on twitter 2 days ago.

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  23. Somebody had to say it - that balloon looked like a giant dong that you were jerking off.

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  24. hahaha was hilarious how you kept prolonging the balloon pop, i get the same way with certain things also.

    And dont worry bout your daughter, everyone loves disneyland, she will be 18 and still want to go to disnyland. Hell maybes i am just saying that because i dont live near any good theme parks.

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  25. Goddamn you're a funny motherfucker!

    You've brightened my day, David. Take good care of your kids.

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  26. Best post ever, Jaffe!

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  27. Anonymous9:05 PM

    There's a side of Jaffe we don't see everyday.. nice to get to know who's making the games we play.

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  28. This was HANDS DOWN my favorite blog video that you have made Jaffe. The clown using a balloon as a condom joke and the balloon popping reaction was hilarious. I can't wait for you to announce your game. It will probably be a day 1 buy for me. :) Love your work keep it up Jaffe.

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  29. Jaffe sounds like one of those office names people are simply known by - "Hey Jaffe, you get that report done?"

    It just works!

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  30. balloon blowing, remedy for stress? Saw Iron Man 2 and I dunno what was wrong with it. I mean great action sequences and stuff but something was missing.

    Working through Fallout 3 atm love the game, very Mad Max-ish I love it :) gotta check out this game if you haven't Dave.

    -Z

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  31. Great stuff with the baloon. Next week you should lick batteries.

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  32. Hyper Jaffe is his superhero alter ego. He takes down bad guys by popping giant ass balloons in their vicinity and rigging disposable coffee cups with explosives. Oh, and his lair of solitude is located underneath Disney World.

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  33. Dude, this is why I love your blog. This is pretty much the most fun blog video I have ever watched.

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  34. I laughed so hard.


    What the hell. This is why I like you.

    God of War? Nah.

    Twisted Metal? Nah.

    It's your dickery with a goddamn balloon.

    :)

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  35. That was hilarious. I am...exactly the same way with balloons...even just watching that I was like, "OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG..." But anyway, have fun with your kids this weekend, even though by now you're probably gone. I'm sure they'll enjoy it :)

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  36. My wife and I just went to Disneyland for the first time in probably 15 years. We wanted to go before having kids so we could experience it by ourselves again before having somebody else with is. Quite frankly, it was a ton of fun. I look forward to going again when I have kids. Any thoughts on a good age for kids to go for the first time?

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  37. I was dieing at the Its gonna pop right now I know its gonna happen any second now its gonna happen ITS GONNA HAPPEN NOW... Well now. Maybe now POP

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  38. Hahaha, I love this video. Thanks for the funnies Dave...jaffe.

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  39. holy fuck I was cracking up. That shit was too funny.

    "Oh, WOW!!"

    You are the man Jaffe. If I ever become a game developer, which I plan on going to college soon for, you are the person I am going to tell people who I looked up to in the industry.

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  40. Ha, you're a fucking nut sometimes, but I dig that about you!

    I second 5 hour energy. It gives you a boost without the jitteryness (not sure if that's a world, oh well) of caffeine and you come down from it naturally. It has worked great when I wanted to pull all night gaming sessions.

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  41. Dave, I did a little mashup on the GOW3 trailer with you poppin the balloon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCCmmhIrDog

    Twisted metal had some sick music

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  44. that was a fucking awesome video blog. still no hair cut though hmmmm...

    @alex: nice trailer i liked the split screen of kratos and zeus. it had a quite a POP to get it.
    hahahahahahhaha....

    lame...i know...allow me

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  45. Lol Jaffe.. you're awesome man can't wait to see the game you're working on I'm a big fan of your philosophies on creativity and of your games and just a fan in general. Keep on keeping on man, we love ya.

    Oh by the way what's your most anticipated game at the moment or what are you most eager to see at E3?

    -Edd

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