Wednesday, August 04, 2010

SPAM FILTER UPDATED+NASTY ASS INTESTINAL WORMS!

Hey ya'll- just an fyi: I turned on comment moderation on posts older than 2 weeks. This should help a bit with the recent spam explosion in the comments section.

If ya'll have any other ideas on how to combat Spam on Blogger (other than having to go thru every comment before it hits, which I won't do), let me know.

Also- as a special treat for coming to visit me today, check this out:

So we thought my oldest kid had pinworms. Lots of little kids get them, I had them as a kid. They go away with a tablet and washing all the sheets in super hot water. Not a big deal.

But so how did I know she had pinworms? She said her butt itched. As I recall that's a pretty good sign that some animals have made themselves a home inside your body. But I didn't know for sure so I hit the internet to see what was up. One of my first stops? Youtube. And when I typed in PINWORMS one of the first things to come up was this hellish video.



I shit you not, this is scarrier and more distrubing than any horror movie I've ever seen. I LOVE it!!! :)

Now let's be clear: my kid didn't have THAT! That's not a pinworm. A pinworm is a microscopic or almost microscopic little strand that looks like a tiny piece of string when viewed under a scope. THIS? This is a motherfucking anaconda that has clearly crawled up someone's ass and made a nest. HOLY FUCK!

Ok, that's it. Had a great design meeting with Scott and Kellan this morning. Now I'm off to Sony to review edits for the end movies and look at how the post processing of the shots is coming along (i.e. adding in the cool CG visuals instead of the green screen background). Talk soon!

David

15 comments:

ggerstel said...

Holy crap jaffe. I'm glad that I didn't watch that immediately after eating my breakfast lol!

Thomas said...

Jesus FUCK that's gross

Frosty said...

Heh, probably shouldn't have checked the blog at lunch today. :P

But that video made me have a flashback to an old 80's something movie called InterSpace (I think), well that and the movie Alien...

Captain Calibos said...

Check out the movie "Human Centipede" and talk to me about messed up.

da criminal said...

Innerspace, Frosty. Great flick...but NOTHING like this!

Human Centipede trailer was kinda cool but was hoping for something more '2 girls 1 cup' button pressy. Is the actual film more along those 'oh my fucking God that is so sick' lines?

David

Thomas said...

Human Centipede was alright but once you get over the shock of it (which, well, is pretty shocking when you really think about putting yourself in that position) it wasn't that great.

This is just crazy because it's, you know, REAL.

Cameh said...

Maybe get the people to vote whether the comment is interesting or not and get the ones voted against automatically erased ? :p

Merc With a Mouth said...

Here I am, sitting at my computer desk, eating my lunch, thinking "Hey! Lets see if Jaffe updated his blog". Only to come here, and completely lose my appetite, from the still picture of that video alone! I'm not cut out for this kind of stuff >_<

Rokimusas said...

Jezz Jaffe thats gross :/

Caity said...

I'm looking forward to your next blog for an all new reason now. To move that horrible looking thing further away so I never have to see it again! I really thought someone got into your account or something because that's the last thing I thought I'd see here.

On another note, take any R-rated horror since like... 1995, and it's likely more graphic than The Human Centipede. That movie isn't bad at all. The idea is gross, but past that it's just weird.

Clover (formerly MvC3) said...

Tape worms are better than round worms. Those were round worms. They move around in your body, some can get to your heart or pop out of your nose. Tape worms just sit in your belly and help you lose weight.

greekdude247 said...

oh my fuck....

Rick Stanford said...

Wow that thing has a fucking mind of its own!

J said...

I can sure think of a few better ways to lose weight.....cardio...jenny craig...meth..

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